14 Hilarious Gag Gifts for a Fabulous 70-Year-Old Woman!

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  1. Bag of Unicorn Farts - A silly and sweet gift that will bring a smile to anyone's face. This cotton candy-filled bag of unicorn farts is a lighthearted and delicious treat.
  2. Washable Mop Slippers - These adorable rose red mop slippers are a hilarious and practical gift for the 70-year-old woman who loves to keep her floors clean while having a bit of fun.
  3. Motion Sensor Toilet Night Light - Add a touch of whimsy to the bathroom with this motion sensor toilet night light that changes colors and makes late-night trips to the bathroom safer and more enjoyable.
  4. Fun Ear Trumpet Gag Gift - A humorous gift for the hard of hearing, this long-necked ear trumpet adds a touch of nostalgia and laughter to any occasion.
  5. Taco Blanket - Wrap yourself up in this cozy and funny taco blanket. Perfect for snuggling on the couch or adding some fun to a picnic or beach day.
  6. Memory Mints Gag Tin - A playful novelty gift that offers a humorous solution for those "senior moments." These extra strong mints come in a fun tin and make for a great conversation starter.
  7. Affirmation Cards for Work - Boost positivity and motivation at work with these affirmator cards. Each card offers a positive message to help you stay focused and inspired throughout the day.
  8. Bathroom Trivia Book - Make bathroom breaks more entertaining with this funny and educational trivia book. Packed with interesting facts and amusing anecdotes, it's a great gift for the 70-year-old woman who enjoys a good laugh.
  9. Blue Bath & Shower Cupholder - A fun and practical gift for the 70-year-old woman who enjoys a relaxing bath or shower while sipping on her favorite beverage.
  10. LED Folding Walking Cane - A handy and safe walking cane with LED lights, a triple head pivot base, and adjustable height, perfect for nighttime walks.
  11. "Can't Fix Stupid!" Adult Coloring Book - A stress-relieving coloring book filled with intricate patterns and designs, along with some humorous and colorful language.
  12. "What to Expect When You're Expected" Book - A humorous and quirky book that offers a fetus's perspective on the first three trimesters of pregnancy.
  13. "Senior Driver" Car Magnet - Add a touch of humor to their car with this magnet, making it clear that they are an experienced senior driver.
  14. Wooden Spectacle Holder - A unique and practical gift to keep glasses or sunglasses organized and easily accessible.