30 Hilarious Secret Santa Gifts for Women

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  1. Rainbow Monkey Bandages - Bring a smile to someone's face with these adorable rainbow monkey bandages. Perfect for adding a touch of fun to any minor boo-boo.
  2. Emergency Underpants - A funny and practical gift for those unexpected situations. These emergency underpants come in a compact tin, perfect for keeping in your bag or desk drawer.
  3. Bag of Unicorn Farts - A whimsical and silly gift idea for anyone with a sweet tooth. This bag of cotton candy is a hilarious present for friends, coworkers, moms, or dads.
  4. Daddy's Diaper Duty Apron - A unique and funny gift for new dads. This apron comes with all the essentials for diaper duty and is sure to provide lots of laughs at baby showers.
  5. Memory Mints Candy Tin - A humorous gift for those who may have a few senior moments. These sugar candies come in a fun gag tin and are sure to bring a laugh.
  6. "The Extraordinary Book of Useless Information" Book - A fun and fascinating book filled with the most useless facts you never knew you needed to know. Perfect for trivia lovers and those who enjoy random tidbits of information.
  7. Lump of Coal Christmas Surprise - A hilarious gag gift for those on the naughty list. This plush red velvet jewelry bag is filled with authentic coal and comes with a designer gift tag.
  8. Fun Dog Treat Ball - A playful and entertaining gift for dog owners. This treat ball provides hours of fun for your furry friend and comes in various sizes and colors.
  9. Prank Gift Box - Fool your friends with this hilarious prank gift box. The Seymour Butz Prank Gift Box Shower Margarita Machine is the perfect gag gift and funny white elephant idea.
  10. Yodeling Pickle Toy - A quirky and entertaining gift for all ages. This yodeling pickle toy provides hours of mindless entertainment and is sure to be a hit.
  11. Coin Stealing Panda Piggy Bank - A delightful and entertaining gift for both kids and adults. This adorable panda piggy bank not only holds your spare change but also steals it with a playful paw motion, making saving money fun and enjoyable.
  12. 8-bit Christmas Wreath - A unique and nostalgic gift for gamers and geeks. This LED Christmas wreath features a retro 8-bit design, adding a touch of gaming nostalgia to any holiday decor.
  13. "The Hungover Cookbook" Book - A comedic and practical guide to surviving hangovers with delicious recipes and helpful tips. This book is a perfect gift for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and needs some culinary inspiration after a night of indulgence.
  14. Typewriter Coaster Set - A vintage-inspired gift for those who appreciate retro aesthetics. This set includes five coasters designed to resemble typewriter keys, adding a touch of nostalgia to any coffee table or desk.
  15. Emergency Underpants Gag Gift - A hilarious and practical joke gift for any occasion. This gag gift includes three pairs of emergency underpants packed in a compact tin container, providing a funny and unexpected surprise.
  16. Funny Dad T-Shirt - A humorous gift for any dad with daughters. This shirt proudly proclaims, "You Can't Scare Me, I Have Two Daughters," making it a perfect conversation starter and a great addition to any dad's wardrobe.
  17. Funny Whiskey Glass - A humorous and playful gift for whiskey enthusiasts. This glass features the phrase "Old Lives Matter" and is perfect for celebrating birthdays, retirements, or simply enjoying a glass of whiskey with a touch of humor.
  18. Dad Belly Fanny Pack - A hilarious and functional gift for anyone who loves a good laugh. This fanny pack looks like a dad belly and is perfect for carrying small items while adding a touch of humor to any outfit.
  19. "I Hate Everyone, Except You" Book - A humorous and relatable book that explores the ups and downs of relationships, friendships, and life in general. This witty and entertaining read is perfect for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor.
  20. Cork Cactus Memo Holder - A quirky and eco-friendly gift for the office or home. This memo holder is shaped like a cactus made of cork, providing a fun way to keep notes, memos, and reminders organized.
  21. Bathroom Activity Book - Make bathroom breaks more entertaining with this hilarious activity book filled with funny facts, jokes, puzzles, and more.
  22. Funny Farting Animals Coloring Book - Bring laughter to coloring sessions with this amusing coloring book featuring farting animals.
  23. Annoying Chirping Cricket Prank - Drive your friends crazy with this prank device that emits the sound of a chirping cricket, creating hilarious confusion.
  24. Dad Financial Burden Gift Mug - Show your playful side with this humorous mug that playfully acknowledges the financial burden you are to your dad.
  25. Random Crap Tote Bag - A practical and humorous gift, this tote bag is perfect for carrying all the random things one accumulates throughout the day.
  26. Stick Figure Family Decal - Add some humor to car windows with this funny vinyl sticker that playfully mocks those stick figure family decals.
  27. Bear Hands Oven Mitts - Add a touch of humor to cooking with these adorable oven mitts shaped like bear paws.
  28. Useless Box Toy - This quirky toy is designed to do nothing but turn itself off, providing endless amusement and confusion.
  29. Dust Mop Slippers - Turn cleaning into a fun activity with these quirky slippers that allow you to effortlessly dust your floors as you walk around.
  30. Remote Controlled Fart Machine - Prank your friends and family with this remote-controlled device that produces realistic fart sounds from a distance.